Let’s be honest — last month’s politics were a mess, but they resulted in some painfully funny jokes. I had to compile a list of the best ones, so here you go: 1. C-SPAN2 / @kenshirotism 2. CNN / @DBATCats 3. CNN /@stclairashley 4. “i didn’t have sex with the pornstar” ok lost my vote […]
Anthony Gordon revealed England manager Gareth Southgate was left laughing at the forward after he fell off his bike on a warm-down session at Euro 2024. The Newcastle forward came out to train on Thursday morning with cuts to his nose, chin, hands and knees and it later transpired he had crashed off an electric […]
Anthony Gordon has become the butt of jokes in the England camp after the forward fell off his bike and gashed his chin. The 23-year-old made his major tournament debut as a late substitute in the 0-0 draw with Slovenia on Tuesday, which confirmed the Euro 2020 runners-up as Group C winners. Eyebrows were raised […]
Did you wake up on a Monday morning thinking today’s the day you joke about losing over $50 million in a matter of hours? If you’re Roaring Kitty, alias Keith Gill, the answer is yes. After GameStop shares closed 12% lower for the session, the YOLO king of the WallStreetBets community posted a screenshot showing […]
A girl who loves to laugh, My’Racle finds happiness in making those around her do the same and would enjoy a family that is playful and full of jokes. The 12-year-old is active and interested in being part of a cheer team or playing softball. It makes sense that her favorite subject in school is […]
Strange things turn up in the parking lots outside Florida’s honky tonks, but vintage bombs are typically not among the bottles, beer cans and cigarette butts. Yet one was found around 8:30 a.m. Sunday, May 12, at a rural nightclub near High Springs, according to the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office in North Florida. High Springs […]
By Jeff Mason PORTOLA VALLEY, California (Reuters) – U.S. President Joe Biden joked on Friday that he wished former President Donald Trump had injected himself with a little bleach, resurrecting one of Trump’s more head-scratching moments from the early days of the coronavirus pandemic. Biden, at a fundraising event south of San Francisco for his […]
An exclusive Capitol Hill forum meant to connect the tech industry with Congress took a bewildering political turn on Wednesday when a key CEO condemned “pagan” anti-Israel protests, suggested the protesters be sent to North Korea and mused about launching drone strikes on his business enemies. The comments came from Alex Karp of Palantir Technologies, […]
If you’re a fan of felines and love a completely awful dad joke, then you’ve come to the right place. To ensure that you get your fill of both, we’ve gathered a compilation of cat jokes that, dare we say, are nothing short of purr-fect. You’re probably groaning already knowing that you’re in for a […]
It’s officially spring — the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and your friends are likely groaning at your bad jokes that appreciate all the season has to offer. Hey, you can’t help it if the warm weather has put a spring in your step. Your friends might get tired of you pollen their […]
Joe Biden used his speech at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner to mock Donald Trump. “Yes, age is an issue. I’m a grown man, running against a six-year-old,” Biden said. Biden has been using humorous and sarcastic jabs to ramp up his attacks on Trump. Often referred to as Washington’s “nerd prom,” hundreds of […]
“Saturday Night Live” cast member Colin Jost headlined the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday night, and like some of the comedians before him, he delivered some jokes that were perhaps slightly too edgy for the crowd in Washington, D.C. “We’re all here tonight at nerd prom. Well, Matt Gaetz is at regular prom,” Jost […]