My coworkers have a chronic gossiping problem and today they decided that I would be the topic of discussion😃. What a big mistake because unfortunately for them, I was behind the door and I’ve been waiting for this day LMAOOOO.

— . (@JulianaAneko) April 9, 2024

Five year plan? I just wake up every day and see what the vibes are.

— Cali (@calidaysay) April 10, 2024

If you feel like your life is bad just remember you’re not on LinkedIn making posts that start with “I’m Deloitted to announce…”

— 𝔰𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔞 🕊️🩶 (@carbdiem) April 11, 2024

I will never forget the time that I helped interview a man for a job opening and when he was asked what he would contribute to the team he said “probably snacks”

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 10, 2024

Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can’t imagine Zendaya experiencing what I’m going through right now

— Dan Carney (@DanManCarney) April 13, 2024

gossip girl is the perfect background show when ur home alone bc it’s like ok there are girls gossiping here. i’m safe

— chase (@_chase_____) April 13, 2024

I be sitting at a bar thinking I look like a bad bitch whole time I’m hunching my back

— bex (@defnotbex) April 11, 2024

it is horrible when your birthday is over like now i’m just a civilian

— charlie (@chunkbardey) April 12, 2024

I already know ima have them forehead wrinkles when I get older because I be PERPLEXED.

— Niccoya ☆ (@niccoyat) April 13, 2024

pandas have huge teeth, bite force of a lion, gigantic sharp claws, and the strength of any other bear. yet they choose to be silly. the power in that.

— Becca O’Neal 🍒 (@becca_oneal) April 13, 2024

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

— Ed (@eddo75) April 9, 2024

I think the funniest shit ever is when you wake up a snoring person and tell them “You gotta stop.” like they can control it. 😭

— 𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🧚🏾 (@nottydesignss) April 14, 2024