It’s a new week which means it’s time to reflect on all the funniest moments on Twitter from the past seven days. And last week, there was no shortage of random, silly, and existential tweets. So, let’s get right into ’em all:
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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for detective” 😭😭
— OFFICIALGRACIE (@OfficialGracie) March 10, 2024
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(on a first date watching her bowl her ball right into the gutter) hey something just came up i have to leave it was nice meeting you
— Chris (@citehchris) March 5, 2024
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when coworkers start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I’m talking to cops
— first ethical space cowboy (@cowboybecsbop) March 5, 2024
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when your life sucks so bad you consider telling your parents about it
— jennifer (@lnhales) March 7, 2024
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why would you pay $2000 dollars a month in rent when you could simply live with your parents and the only cost to you would be Daily Emotional Warfare?
— Archbishop Murphy (@JuliusIrvington) March 8, 2024
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30 years ago they were really buying houses for the price of a used car and then going to college with gym membership money omg i’m so sick
— Iyosias (@iloveiyosias) March 10, 2024
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I don’t have a heating pad so whenever i’m on my period i just put my macbook on my stomach and play the sims
— ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ (@bendergirlfrend) March 9, 2024
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Natural Selections Inc. / Via naturalselectionsinc.com
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The downside to living in the bay area is that sometimes your landscaper becomes a crypto millionaire and forgets to mention that he quit pic.twitter.com/TrR3uOTEkr
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) March 7, 2024
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was talking to my dad and he told me when he was 20 he did too many shrooms before work and “called in evil” he said he thought he was evil and couldn’t come into work
— dirt girl (@haterofwords2) March 10, 2024
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Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough
— Tina Sieben (@wnbawife) March 5, 2024
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girls shed their ugg boots in the spring the way deer shed their antlers and I think that connection to nature is beautiful
— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) March 5, 2024
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people call u at 3 am and ask are u sleep. nah im outside on the trampoline
— MACEO (@liImaceo) March 9, 2024
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i hate when post yap clarity hits and i realize i overshared
— ria ⤥⤦ (@h0rnytherapist) March 9, 2024
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Sorry I’m late, boss. I was zooming into photos of the hands of the royal family.
— paul tequila updates (@hesafruit) March 10, 2024
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HBO / Via Twitter: @teewatterss
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