Welcome back, y’all! March is right around the corner but we still have time to reflect on all the funny tweets from this cold February week. So, let’s get right into ’em:
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My parents have been married 60 years. My mom told me she has been giving my dad the same Valentine’s Day card for TWENTY years. And the beauty is he has no idea. He reads it in its entirety every year. And then she puts it back in a drawer for next year. Freaking genius.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 13, 2024
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My mom had a seizure yesterday and just asked me “do you think i burned calories from all the shaking” HELLO
— annabelle :3 (@oomfabelle) February 12, 2024
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When my ex randomly decided to become a rapper, my therapist laughed and said, “So you’re dating Tariq from Abbot Elementary.” pic.twitter.com/SXGhUR0CAB
— 👽brittny pierre🪩 (@sleep2dream) February 16, 2024
Warner Bros. Pictures / Via Twitter: @sleep2dream
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CBS / Via Twitter: @thehaileemurphy
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It’s kinda crazy that now we’re old enough for my friends to be holding the serious roles lmao like girl how you the director of marketing you mad grown
— Sade (@_munchkinn) February 13, 2024
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Jordan Pettitt – WPA Pool/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @Miserable_PhD
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Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/WireImage / Via Twitter: @MIMI_ZIMA
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once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage
— erin chack (@ErinChack) February 19, 2024
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Monica Schipper/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @mpmemequeen
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Disney / Via Twitter: @Pr0sttti0nWh0re
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